Funny tag quotes

• Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

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  2 months ago

  Christmas, clearance, gift, humor, i, late, present, procrastination, scraping, sorry, tag

• Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

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  2 months ago

  fashion, humor, leggings, load-bearing, mishap, mistake, realize, tag

• The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

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  2 months ago

  children, fashion, humor, irony, jeans, parenting, relaxed, tag

• I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

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  2 months ago

  break, effort, get up, humor, i, lazy, scissor, tag, tooth, trying

• Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

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  2 months ago

  enemy, forget, friends, humor, i, joke, media, social, social media, tag, want

• I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

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  2 months ago

  education, even, humor, i, need, read, reading, start, tag, underwear, youth

• Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.

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  6 months ago

  being, city, different, else, expense, expensive, family, humor, kid, kids, parenting, price, price tag, put, tag, travel, ungrateful, vacation

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