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New funny tag quotes 👇

  • Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

    Commentary:
    “No worries, I had time to admire the clearance tag art on your gift 🏷️🎁 Better late than never, right? 😄”

  • Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

    Commentary:
    “Oh no! Leggings turning into engineering marvels now? Watch out for collapsing leggings next time 🚧💥 #FashionDisaster”

  • The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like those jeans know how to keep the peace at home! 🤣 No chaos, just pure relaxation vibes when ‘Relaxed’ is the tag! 💁‍♂️ #ChildfreeFashionista”

  • I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

    Commentary:
    “Talk about dedication to laziness! Who needs scissors when you have teeth, right? 😂🦷 #LazyLife”

  • Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs enemies when you can just tag them yourself? 🎯💥 Let’s make unfriending even more satisfying! 😂 #TaggingEnemies”

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