Funny tag quotes

Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025