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Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

The problem with relationships these days is you don’t know if you’re the one being cheated on, or cheated with.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

Unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,670

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Slack:

Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Touch my butt, not my coffee.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Don’t interrupt me while I’m embarrassing myself.

Making waves on YouTube:

I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

Going viral on Pinterest:

A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

Seen just now on Threads:

If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

Going bananas on Telegram:

My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

Trending via Facebook:

I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

Making waves on Twitch:

Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

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Social Media Stars ⭐

58 shares on Discord this month:

I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

69 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

14 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.

95 shares on Threads this month:

All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

65 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.

85 shares on TikTok this month:

What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

47 shares on X this month:

Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

Y’all aren’t taking beautiful women to jazz clubs anymore, and that’s the problem.

36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Best time to reach me is when I’m at work. Don’t bother me when I’m at home.

36 shares on Twitch this month:

Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

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Hot Jokes 💥

15 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

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You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

You’re in her DMs. I’m accidentally reposting reels of Tibetan foxes because I don’t know how to use the app anymore.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

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My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

The amount of sleeping I’ve done over the past few days has been phenomenal. I genuinely love doing absolutely nothing.

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I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

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I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,521

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

There is no reason to be a people pleaser. People are never pleased.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

I hate it when I do the math about where my money went, and it all adds up. No one robbed me; I didn’t lose it. It was really all me.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Telegram:

Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

Going bananas on X:

Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

Shared recently on X:

Bragging about how I’ve “really turned my life around recently” without mentioning in which direction.

Shared recently on YouTube:

How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

Going bananas on Telegram:

Washing your face is actually multitasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair.

Going bananas on Slack:

Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

Going viral on Telegram:

I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

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