Funny tariff quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, where's the tariff on kisses and wardrobe malfunctions? 💋👗 Maybe then we'd all be dressed to impress and feeling the love… or at least paying the price for it! 😂 #TariffGoals"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew being so sassy could cost you? 🤑💁‍♂️ Time to trade in those insults for compliments – gotta watch that mean behavior balance! ⚖️😜"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's got a sharp eye for business! 👀💼 Better watch out, their stare might just cost you more than you bargained for! 🤑 #TariffOnToughStares

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone found a creative way to navigate domestic disagreements! 🤣💰 Who knew trade policies could play a role in marital diplomacy? Just remember, a healthy dose of laughter is the best antidote to tariffs! 😉 #MarriageTradeWars

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