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If youโ€™re offended by bacon, the United States of America isnโ€™t for you.

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My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

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Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?

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If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

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He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.

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Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

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Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

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Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

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Imagine youโ€™re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

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First time buying fireworks, and I wasnโ€™t sure Iโ€™d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

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Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now itโ€™s gone. Thatโ€™s how itโ€™s done.

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I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, itโ€™s been fine.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Sorry Iโ€™m late, there was bubble wrap.

Trending via WeChat:

Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

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Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

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The only thing that drains faster than my phone battery is my bank account.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

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The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

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Itโ€™s the weekend, so naturally, Iโ€™m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

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If we breakup because you โ€œwanna focus on school,โ€ I better see you in Harvard.

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Iโ€™m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

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You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

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That โ€œso we done?โ€ be saving the relationship every time.

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My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I withdraw my argument. I didnโ€™t realize you had a meme to back you up.

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I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

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My phone screen is brighter than my future.

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