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You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

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For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

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Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

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A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

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Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.

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I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

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Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

Trending via Telegram:

Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

Breaking via Slack:

Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

Spotted on Reddit:

One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

Reported on Twitch:

“It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

Just landed via Telegram:

My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

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Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

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Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Sane is boring.

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Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

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Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

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Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

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I would rather lose you than the argument.

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Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

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Spotted on Facebook:

Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

Spotted on Slack:

The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

Just landed via Messenger:

As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

Trending via Reddit:

Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

Trending via Discord:

When someone asks me if my twins are natural, I tell them no they’re robots.

Shared recently on Telegram:

No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.

Just shared via Slack:

It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

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Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

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