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Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Kinda in the mood to let my feelings impair my judgement.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

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15,269

Dec 31, 2025

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Going bananas on YouTube:

My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Much like a candle, I was tall when I was young, but I get shorter as I grow old.

Trending via Facebook:

Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

Going bananas on TikTok:

Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

Spotted on WeChat:

There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

Just shared via Threads:

I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

Live now on Messenger:

I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

Funny technology humor quotes

Funny technology humor quotes 🤖💻 are the perfect way to lighten up your day in this digital world! Whether you’re battling endless updates or just can’t figure out Wi-Fi mysteries 📶, these witty gems will have you laughing out loud 😂. Get ready to smile and share some techie chuckles with friends who totally get the struggle! #TechLaughs #GeekHumor

New funny technology humor quotes 👇

Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

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Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

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Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

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2 months ago

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Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

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2 months ago

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Social Media Stars ⭐

63 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

62 shares on Messenger this month:

Can we skip to the rich part?

32 shares on Threads this month:

Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.

62 shares on YouTube this month:

There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

94 shares on Facebook this month:

My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

44 shares on Snapchat this month:

Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

87 shares on Pinterest this month:

My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.

17 shares on Reddit this month:

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

61 shares on YouTube this month:

They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

22 shares on Telegram this month:

Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

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Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

10 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

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Is stir-fry the only dish where the instructions are in the name?

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Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

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Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

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Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

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“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

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You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

This post ain’t gonna like itself, damn.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

I’m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the beach.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

When old people say, “Long as you happy,” that means you’re pretty dumb.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Facebook:

A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

Going viral on Discord:

Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

Just landed via WeChat:

The worst part of coming out of a hyperfixation is sobering up and looking at all the merch you bought that you didn’t need.

Going viral on Reddit:

I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

Just shared via X:

Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad.

Just shared via Telegram:

Life update: it’s getting worse.

Trending via Snapchat:

Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

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