Commentary:
Sounds like a threat disguised as free therapy! 😂🔍
258 Funny tell quotes
My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.
Commentary:
Love it! I've always felt that the best 'reveal' is when I discover there's leftover cake in the fridge 🍰🤫📲
The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.
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When you're fluent in emoji and graduated top of your class in Ending Conversations 101 👍😄
You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to.
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Spice up your life: your crush on Ginger says you're hot-headed, and a Sporty crush means hiking on the first date! 🌶️🥾🤣
Liking a song isn’t enough, I need to be able to call the artist and tell them they did a great job.
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"Next step: adding 'song counselor' to my resume so I can congratulate artists on their masterpieces personally! 🎶☎️😂"
I actually do check to see if you told me happy birthday before I tell you.
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Oops, my birthday memory is like a sieve—but don't worry, I still like you 364 days a year! 🎉🤔😂
Oh, so ChatGPT is gonna tell me about me? Seems gossipy.
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ChatGPT, the ultimate gossip columnist: "I heard you like pizza more than your dog does!" 🍕🐶🤫
Oh, I didn’t tell you? Must have been none of your business, then.
Commentary:
Sounds like my cat's motto on a need-to-know basis! 😹🙈