Commentary:
"When I finally remember to reply, I'm basically sending a message from the Paleolithic era. 📜😂🦖"
102 Funny texting quotes
Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.
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Commentary:
"When a text message sounds exactly like them, I giggle as if they're narrating their own drama! 🤣🎤 #ChuckleComms"
If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.
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Commentary:
"When it comes to texting, we need to master time travel! ⏰📱🚀 #BackToTheResponse"
Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.
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Commentary:
"When your life's playlist is a little too *sharp* 🎵 and your inbox is a little too *flat* 📱😂!"
This is my phone. I text back when I want to.
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Commentary:
"When my phone doesn't text back, it's not ghosting—it's just being introverted! 📱😅👻"
You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.
Commentary:
"When my phone gets slobber marks, I'll know who's to blame! 😆📱💋"
Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.
Commentary:
“When old job habits die hard… still giving my boss TMI, 5 months later. 💩📱😂”
Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.
Commentary:
"Only time I'm more serious than Sherlock Holmes on a case! 📚🔍😂"
Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.
Commentary:
"Trying to multitask like a pro! Typo today, traffic stop tomorrow! 🚗💨📱 #SteeringAndSpelling"
I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.
Commentary:
"Grandma's texts are like rare artifacts — slow to arrive but worth the wait! 😂📱⏳"