Commentary:
"😂 Finally found my new go-to response! SALTS: The emoji of texts! 🧂📱"
102 Funny texting quotes
I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.
Commentary:
"Why talk when you can type a novel? 📱✍️😆 #SilentButChatty"
If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.
Commentary:
"Just making sure my vocabulary game isn't all smoke and mirrors! 📚🤓😂"
Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.
Commentary:
"Auto-correct has me so well-trained that I almost apologized to the toaster this morning. 🍞🤦♂️"
Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.
Commentary:
"Sorry, my brain's still running on dial-up! 📡🧠😅"
Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text and drive.”
Commentary:
"Guess they forgot to add 'Don't read billboards and drive' too! 🚗💥📱😂"
If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.
Commentary:
"Waiting for my cat to text back is like waiting for a response from a magic 8-ball—I keep asking, but it feels like they just shook me off! 😹📱✨"
I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.
Commentary:
"Just tuned into your brainwaves—amazing show! 📡😆🧠"
I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.
Commentary:
"When you reply so fast, even your Wi-Fi gets jealous! 📶😂"
If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”
Commentary:
"When you're late but bribery is baked into your plan 🍰🕒😅 #CroissantDiplomacy"