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Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Does my career know that I’m pursuing it, or is it another one-sided relationship?

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Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on TikTok:

My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

Shared recently on X:

Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

Just shared via Messenger:

All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Bro, you will never rewatch that 7-minute video you took of fireworks. Just live in the moment.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

Breaking via WeChat:

Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

Freshly posted on TikTok:

My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

Just shared via Threads:

As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

Just landed via Messenger:

Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

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Funny unhappy quotes bring a hilarious twist to those gloomy days 😆🌧️, turning frowns upside down with witty vibes and sarcastic charm 😂💬. When life feels a bit meh, these clever lines remind us it’s okay to laugh at the blues 😜🎭. Ready for some chuckles that make sadness a little less serious? Let’s dive into the funniest way to say “I’m not thrilled” with a smile! 😎✨

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Social Media Stars ⭐

19 shares on Messenger this month:

I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

74 shares on Discord this month:

“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

46 shares on YouTube this month:

Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

33 shares on WeChat this month:

The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

34 shares on YouTube this month:

Might start signing off emails with, “But what do I know.”

44 shares on Pinterest this month:

Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

35 shares on Reddit this month:

Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

36 shares on WeChat this month:

Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.

32 shares on Reddit this month:

Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squander my potential.

82 shares on Discord this month:

We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

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The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

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My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

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There must be an opposite of suicide, where someone suddenly and radically decides to start living, and rescues their own life from meaninglessness.

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The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!

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No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

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The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.

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Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.

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That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Hi, I’m online. Would you like to argue for an hour about whether a hotdog is a sandwich?

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

If a billionaire is telling you to vote for someone, it’s probably in your best interest to vote for the other person.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

They should make a biopic of just some random guy.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via WeChat:

They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

Live now on Pinterest:

I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I swear some songs have background noises of your mum shouting your name from downstairs.

Going bananas on WeChat:

According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

Just landed via Messenger:

I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

Just shared via Telegram:

When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

Spotted on WeChat:

Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.

Going viral on WeChat:

God gives the most irritable bowels to the most beautiful angels.

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