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The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.

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Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

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Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

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Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

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Making waves on YouTube:

The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

Freshly posted on Threads:

You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

Breaking via Instagram:

I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

This whole week could have been an email.

Trending via Threads:

Self-cleaning conscience.

Reported on Telegram:

Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

Trending via Slack:

Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

Trending via Facebook:

Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.

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Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

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Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

My body feels like it’s aging in dog years.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

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Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

Shared recently on Slack:

Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

Reported on Threads:

Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

Going viral on Reddit:

Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

Going viral on Messenger:

“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

Reported on Telegram:

I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

Seen just now on Discord:

I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

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