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Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Am I the only one who prays about everything? Like, ‘God, please help me find where I dropped my AirPods.’

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

What doesn’t kill you gives you a twisted, dark sense of humor.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

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Breaking via Twitch:

If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

Live now on Telegram:

If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

Making waves on Facebook:

I’m so bored of being bored because being bored is really boring.

Just shared via TikTok:

The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

Seen just now on WeChat:

My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

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Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

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Going viral on TikTok:

My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent.

Trending via Snapchat:

Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

Just landed via Discord:

I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

Spotted on YouTube:

I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

Just landed via Messenger:

Annoyed because I want to live my life without a job.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

Spotted on X:

“How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

Breaking via Twitch:

Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

Shared recently on Discord:

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

Making waves on X:

Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

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