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Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Shy with a mean resting face is a crazy combo.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do stupid ones.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

“You’re like cherry lip gloss. I just can’t get enough.”

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

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Freshly posted on TikTok:

Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

Broadcasted on Threads:

People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

Making waves on Facebook:

I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

Just shared via YouTube:

The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

Going bananas on Reddit:

I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

Just shared via Messenger:

Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.

Just landed via WeChat:

Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

Spotted on Reddit:

Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

Live now on Reddit:

I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

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71 shares on Pinterest this month:

If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

94 shares on TikTok this month:

Food gives you energy to nap more.

45 shares on Reddit this month:

If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.

49 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

19 shares on Twitch this month:

Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

Sometimes I glance over at my boyfriend, and he’s just looking at Google Maps, scrolling around.

53 shares on Pinterest this month:

For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

85 shares on Twitch this month:

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

13 shares on Pinterest this month:

We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

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Behold the majestic elephant in its natural habitat, the room.

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You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

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Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

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The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

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We can’t use nicknames at work anymore, and I blame Teletubby.

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Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

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Job posting: $15/hr for master’s degree. Burrito menu: $23 for bean and cheese burrito.

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If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

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Hey there, Delilah, we know you broke that dude’s heart.

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This family has a lot of nerve wearing all these clothes after I just did laundry.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

They monitor me harder than Britney Spears around here.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

You can reach me by butterfly.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

Of course I intermittently fast. That’s when I sleep.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Would rather walk around a shop 500 times to find something than ask a member of staff who works there like a normal person.

Live now on WeChat:

Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

Live now on Facebook:

Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

Going viral on Threads:

You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

A dinosaur as a pet would solve so many problems. Mainly, people problems.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

The adult in the room just addressed the elephant in the room.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Took control of my life today and canceled my AOL subscription.

Broadcasted on Slack:

“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

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