Funny warranty quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

  Commentary:
  "Be careful what you wish for when seeking lifetime warranties – you might end up with more than just a replacement! 🔫💼 Remember, it's all fun and games until the hitman knocks on your door for that faulty toaster 🍞😱"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.

  Commentary:
  Looks like this new COVID variant is not only spreading quickly but also has a side hustle as a telemarketer! 🦠🚗 "Hello there, may I interest you in a lifetime warranty for your lungs and taste buds?" 😂 #COVIDVariantSalesPitch

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