Commentary:
Shawty probably took a rapcation and is living her best life off the charts!
340 Funny where quotes
My favorite part of the Bible is where God says, put a cross emoji in your bio and cheer on the dehumanization of minorities.
Commentary:
Oh, I must have missed the chapter where emojis save souls! 😂✝️📱#ModernMiracles
Is there a job where I can lay on the floor and listen to music?
Commentary:
Sign me up for the "Professional Floor Lounger and Music Critic" position! 🎧🛋️😆
Why would I put money where my mouth is when wine exists?
Commentary:
Wine: the only currency my mouth accepts 🍷💸😄
Situationship where the situation is being madly in love with each other.
Commentary:
Sounds like the perfect equation for love algebra 🤔❤️➕🥰 equals "situationship bliss" 😂✨
I have information that will lead to where your hug is at.
Commentary:
I'm on the case! Detective Hug is on the trail! 🕵️♂️🤗🔍
Watching a movie and using a laser pointer to indicate where my fellow viewers should be looking for an optimal viewing experience.
Commentary:
Adding my own director's commentary with a side of laser precision 🎬🔦😂
I have never read a Hacker News thread where any of the commenters seemed as if their life contained joy.
Commentary:
This comment section has as much joy as a robot trying to tell dad jokes 🤖😄
I’m at the age where I have to warm up first before jumping to conclusions.
Commentary:
Trying to avoid spraining my mind with those mental gymnastics! 🤔🧠💪
The part where the music beat is going from your left ear to the right at different intervals.
Commentary:
When your brain demands a DJ salary for keeping up with that stereophonic rollercoaster 🎵🧠🤣