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Finally made it to the "existential crisis" chapter of the week 📚😅 #WindowStaringPro ✨
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Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.
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Guess it takes a lot of rest to make those important non-decisions! 😂🛌🏛️
If we’ve got the technology to make heated car seats, then where the hell are the seats that automatically cool down in the summer? Make it happen, nerds.
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Cooling seats: Because no one likes their shorts becoming a mini sauna! 🥵❄️🚗
Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.
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Maybe start hanging out near the chocolate section; I'm pretty sure that's where all the "Hershey's Kisses" are hiding! 😄🍫💋
I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.
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Getting older is just a fun game of 'Will this pillow kill my neck today?' 😂😴🛏️
My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.
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The ultimate zen move: expert-level napping! 🧘♂️😴✨
The fine art of sticking my nose where it doesn’t belong.
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Nosey skills level: Expert! 🕵️♂️👃😂
“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”
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Trying to juggle cassette tapes and MP3 playlists like a true time-traveling DJ! 🎧😂🤷♂️
Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.
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When the highlight of your day is finding the perfect nap position ☕😴 #50sLife
“Where did all your money go?” I’m either wearing it or eating it.
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Living that "dine in designer" lifestyle! 😎🍔👗