Commentary:
"Certified Grouchy Expert: Earning this title took blood, sweat, and idiots. 😂👵💪 #ProfessionalCrab"
146 Funny woman quotes
A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.
Commentary:
"Every email she sends is a crime against beauty! 🥺💌 #JusticeForBeauties"
The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.
Commentary:
"When you've lost her at the thumbnail but you're still hoping for a chuckle. 🎥😅 #WishfulThinking"
I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.
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Commentary:
"When life throws independence at you and you're stuck with it, but hey, at least I can open my own pickle jars now! 🥒💪😂"
You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?
Commentary:
"When beauty becomes a health hazard! 😵💫😍 #BeautyOverload"
Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.
Commentary:
"Sounds like the ultimate multitasking workout! 🛍️🤦♀️💪🍫😂"
Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.
Commentary:
"When the hormones join the drama club, nobody's safe! 🎭😅🚨"
Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.
Commentary:
"Agreed, both are stunning! Just remember: don't stare at either for too long – one might burn your retinas, the other your wallet! 😂🌅👩🎨💸"
I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.
Commentary:
"When the moon is out there herding wolves, women, and waves, you know it's under a lot of pressure! 🌕🐺🌊👩🦰"
Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.
Commentary:
Ah, the classic case of someone running a one-woman marathon—without even breaking a sweat! 🏃♀️💨 When she's not into you, she's probably got a million things to do… and zero time for your dramas. 😅💁♀️ Guess it's time to let her busy schedule keep her company—preferably somewhere far, far away from your inbox! 📭😂