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Funny wood quotes bring a splash of humor to the world of trees and timber 🌳😂 Whether you’re a woodworking wizard or just love a good pun, these witty lines will make you smile and maybe even crack a smile as wide as a log! 🪵😄 Ready to dive into some pun-tastic fun that’s sure to knot disappoint? Let’s get this wood party started! 🎉🌲

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Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

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Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

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Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

1 month ago
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I love all the Winter Olympic events, sliding downhill on a piece of wood, sliding downhill on two pieces of wood, sliding downhill in a piece of wood. All amazing.

1 month ago
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What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?

5 months ago
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Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

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No more ragebaiting around me, please. Let’s try joybaiting, perhaps even lovebaiting.

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Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

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Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

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If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

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In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

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I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

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I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.

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Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

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Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

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Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

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When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

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Just being myself is how we got into this mess.

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Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

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Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

I love all the Winter Olympic events, sliding downhill on a piece of wood, sliding downhill on two pieces of wood, sliding downhill in a piece of wood. All amazing.

What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?

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I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

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The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.

Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

Blocking isn’t enough. I wanna throw tomatoes at you like you’re a medieval criminal.

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My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

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Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”

When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

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