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Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Thoughts & prayers to all of us back at work tomorrow after the colossal mistake of thinking we’d be lads of leisure forever, for some reason.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Why do humans need jobs? Why can’t I just exist and make art and chill with my cat?

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

Phone is a cigarette for eyes.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

Someone you haven’t talked to in forever will show up in your dream just to do a backflip.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

I’m so single right now that I stood on a cliff and shouted, “I love you,” and my echo replied, “I just wanna be friends.”

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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239 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,508

Funny Quotes Topics

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Jan 7, 2026

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Just landed via Messenger:

Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

Just shared via X:

Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

Just shared via Instagram:

As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

Going viral on Snapchat:

Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

Spotted on WeChat:

Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

Shared recently on Reddit:

The next man who speaks to me will be sacrificed to the gods for a bountiful harvest.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

Funny worcestershire quotes

Funny Worcestershire quotes are a saucy blend of wit and charm that’ll tickle your taste buds and your funny bone! 😄🍅 Whether you’re a sauce lover or just here for the laughs, these clever lines add a splash of humor to any conversation. Get ready to dip into some seriously amusing vibes and spread the Worcestershire joy! 🎉✨

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Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second bottle of Worcestershire sauce?

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Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

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2 months ago

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Everyone’s a gangster until it’s time to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce.

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2 months ago

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It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.

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2 months ago

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My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

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2 months ago

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Does anyone actually know how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce correctly, or do we all just stumble through it and hope for the best?

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3 months ago

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11 shares on Instagram this month:

I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

26 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

35 shares on Facebook this month:

I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.

84 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

43 shares on X this month:

Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

45 shares on X this month:

A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

41 shares on Twitch this month:

Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

24 shares on TikTok this month:

Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

17 shares on Instagram this month:

Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

31 shares on Twitch this month:

Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

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6 folks are currently checking 👀

When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

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As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

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I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I love how my brain is like, “We’re not going to think about that,” and then thinks about only that.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

8 folks are currently checking 👀

A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

239 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,508

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,508

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,576

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

You should leave your comfort zone and come to mine instead.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Slack:

The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

Spotted on Reddit:

I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

Live now on Snapchat:

I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

Going bananas on Reddit:

There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

Trending via Pinterest:

Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

Just landed via Discord:

Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

Going bananas on Slack:

Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

Making waves on YouTube:

People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

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