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Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

70% of marriage is yelling “What” from a different room.

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Live now on Pinterest:

“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

Going viral on YouTube:

I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Movies in the 80s had me convinced that a main part of being a grown-up was staying late at the office and eating Chinese takeout.

Making waves on Twitch:

Women only want one thing, and it’s the power to cast men who tell us to smile right into a pit of giant venomous serpents.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Leaving your house and returning back safely is such an underrated blessing.

Trending via Snapchat:

Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

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53 shares on Slack this month:

I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

44 shares on Pinterest this month:

Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

76 shares on Snapchat this month:

I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

76 shares on X this month:

I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

79 shares on TikTok this month:

The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

30 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.

80 shares on Messenger this month:

Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

78 shares on Discord this month:

Believing that pharmaceutical companies want to heal you is like believing a casino wants you to win.

26 shares on Messenger this month:

The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

17 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever taken an afternoon nap on the couch?

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10 folks are currently checking 👀

Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

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According to my Spotify Wrapped, I am what got played the most this year.

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Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

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One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

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I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

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I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence.

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Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

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I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

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Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

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Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.

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Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

Sorry, I can’t go out this weekend. I went out last weekend, and I’m still recovering from that.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Don’t let anyone make you feel bad about yourself. You can do that on your own.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Twitch:

Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

“I’m depressed because there’s not enough cheese in this world to satisfy my hunger for it.”

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

Just landed via Slack:

Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

Going viral on X:

Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

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