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It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

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My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.

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Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

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ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

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If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

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Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.

Trending via Facebook:

One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

Just landed via Reddit:

I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

Just landed via Snapchat:

When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.

Making waves on Telegram:

Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

Breaking via Facebook:

The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

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Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!

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Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

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Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

I need a vacation, but the kind where everyone else leaves, and I have my house to myself for a few days.

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Not today, Satan, but next week works.

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l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

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Going bananas on Messenger:

Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

Breaking via X:

Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

Seen just now on Slack:

Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Crossing things off my to-do list… I didn’t do them, I just don’t want them on my list anymore.

Making waves on Instagram:

I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.

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