Funny yellow quotes

• Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.

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  3 weeks ago

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• No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

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  4 weeks ago

  absurdity, color, filled, fire, fire hydrant, humor, hydrant, joke, ketchup, mustard, red, theory, yellow

• White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

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  1 month ago

  again, broken, funny observation, humor, i, nature, observation, rain, sky, thing, thought, weather, weird, well, yellow, yellow thing

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