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No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.
2 months ago
White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.
3 months ago
Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.
3 months ago
White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.