Funny yellow quotes

Funny yellow quotes bring sunshine โ˜€๏ธ and laughter ๐Ÿ˜‚ together in one bright, cheerful package! Perfect for adding a splash of humor to your day ๐ŸŒˆ, these witty sayings celebrate everything yellowโ€”from sunny vibes to quirky lemons ๐Ÿ‹. Ready to brighten your mood and tickle your funny bone? Get set for some golden giggles thatโ€™ll make you smile from ear to ear! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ’›

Funny yellow quotes - No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's got a saucy theory simmering! ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿ”ฅ Maybe they're just trying to spice up the fire department's snack game? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคฃ Who knows, maybe green hydrants are full of relish! ๐Ÿ˜‚"

Funny yellow quotes - White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old โ€” you will all taste the same to the zombies.

White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old โ€” you will all taste the same to the zombies.

Commentary:
"Looks like zombies are the ultimate equalizers! ๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŒˆ No matter who you are, they just want a bite of that tasty brain buffet. So, remember to stay on alert – zombies don't discriminate! #BrainsForAll"

Funny yellow quotes - Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

Commentary:
Looks like the sky finally sorted out its identity crisis! ๐ŸŒžโ˜”๏ธ Don't worry, it was just the sun making a brief cameo before letting the rain reclaim the spotlight. Mother Nature's just keeping things interesting! ๐ŸŒฆ๏ธ #WeatherDrama