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Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

It’s Monday. Please lower your voice and expectations.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

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17,359

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Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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Spotted on Telegram:

If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

Spotted on YouTube:

Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.

Just shared via Slack:

It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

Trending via YouTube:

That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

Spotted on Discord:

38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

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Funny Zoom meeting quotes bring a burst of laughter to those endless video calls we all know too well 😂💻 Whether it’s unexpected pet cameos, awkward freezes, or hilarious mute mishaps, these quotes capture the wild world of remote work perfectly! Ready to brighten your day and make your next Zoom session less snooze-worthy? Let’s dive into some seriously funny moments that prove virtual meetings can be just as entertaining as they are essential 🎉📱.

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24 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.

67 shares on Threads this month:

This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

64 shares on TikTok this month:

You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

98 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

38 shares on Snapchat this month:

Not single, not dating, but a secret third thing (quantum entanglement).

31 shares on X this month:

Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.

38 shares on Snapchat this month:

Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

32 shares on Instagram this month:

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

Work beers should be a daily thing.

20 shares on YouTube this month:

When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

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Hot Jokes 💥

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

You’re not a real baddie until a man has tried to forbid you from posting on social media.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

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I really hope that I look like the mirror version of me, and not the camera version.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

First you’re cringe, then you’re the blueprint.

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Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Every email sent to me should end with ‘but if your tummy is hurting, don’t worry about it.’

10 folks are currently checking 👀

In my years of experience, people who disagree with me are usually wrong.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

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15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Laugh all you want. My Encyclopedia Britannica set will never require WiFi.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

I wish I was waking up and going to the airport.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Nobody defends billionaires better than dudes making $50,000 a year.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

I hate when the lotion bottle pump squirts the hardened remains of its mucus plug into the palm of your hand.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Reddit:

What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

Going viral on Telegram:

Today’s kids don’t even get chicken pox anymore, they go straight to STDs.

Just shared via Facebook:

I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

Just shared via X:

Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone).

Live now on Pinterest:

How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

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