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Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sa…

Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sa…

Commentary:
"Looks like Germany is really bratwurst-ing in the cheese and sausages department! 🧀🌭 Talk about embracing the Wurst Käse scenario with open arms…or should we say open mouths? 😄 Time to get slicing and dicing those delicious ingredients! Prost! 🇩🇪"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, cheese, food, Germany, humor, käse, people, pun, sausage, scenario, stock, wurst, Wurst Käse on Mar 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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