Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

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Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

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I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

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There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

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You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

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I’m not here to make friends, just noise.

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I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

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Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.