Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I canโ€™t do this anymore.

Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I canโ€™t do this anymore.
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"Officially adopting a 'one-size-fits-all' birthday wish policy! ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‰ Iโ€™m now the Oprah of birthdays: You get a birthday, and YOU get a birthday! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ’Œ"

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