Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison”

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Obituaries should have clickbait titles.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.