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  • The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.
  • This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.
  • I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.
  • I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.
  • But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?
  • If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.