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People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

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I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

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I’m 27 and a half. I should be on my first divorce by now.

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Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

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The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

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I used to have this mental illness, where I thought putting your heart and soul into a relationship would make it work.

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How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

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It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

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I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

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The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

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I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

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I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

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At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just go.

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That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

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If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

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Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

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Evenings after work finish too quickly, one meal, one show, and it’s already tomorrow morning.

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When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

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If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

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People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

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Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

I’m 27 and a half. I should be on my first divorce by now.

Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

I used to have this mental illness, where I thought putting your heart and soul into a relationship would make it work.

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My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.

Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

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I think I could actually generate electricity with how irritated I get sometimes.

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a vacation… while still on vacation.

I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

Not right now. I’m manifesting.

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Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

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Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

The person who invented butter really understood humans.

I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

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Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

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People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

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The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

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