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Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

When I said there’s no such thing as a dumb question, I didn’t expect them to take it as a personal challenge.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Honestly, will never top the year I told everyone I was going to be Amelia Earhart for Halloween, and then didn’t show up to the party.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Mouse in a conference call: hold on, I’m gonna put you on squeakerphone.

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Spotted on WeChat:

Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

Trending via Telegram:

“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

Spotted on X:

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

Trending via YouTube:

8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

Just shared via Messenger:

Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

Trending via Pinterest:

Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

Broadcasted on X:

My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

Going viral on Twitch:

I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

Making waves on Facebook:

I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

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Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

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I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

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Did you seriously just pique my interest?

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Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

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65 shares on Discord this month:

“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

78 shares on Instagram this month:

Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

35 shares on Twitch this month:

Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

93 shares on Snapchat this month:

Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

39 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

14 shares on TikTok this month:

Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

65 shares on Messenger this month:

At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

55 shares on Reddit this month:

You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

11 shares on Facebook this month:

Nothing like a meteor shower to remind you that burning out can still be breathtaking.

87 shares on Messenger this month:

I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

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Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

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Trending via Pinterest:

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

Going viral on Twitch:

How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

Spotted on Threads:

The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

Just landed via YouTube:

That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy, waiting for the microwave to beep.

Going viral on X:

Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I decided to be me and now we have a problem.

Just landed via Telegram:

I love hard, but I stupid harder.

Going viral on Instagram:

In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

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I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

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Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

Did you seriously just pique my interest?

When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.

There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

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