I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven. Commentary:"Sorry, can't focus on your words when your hoodie strings are throwing off the whole harmony! 🎶 #FashionOverFunction" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together! I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even. Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie. I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it. My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.
