I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings… Commentary:"Sorry, can't focus on your words when your hoodie strings are throwing off the whole harmony! 🎶 #FashionOverFunction" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even. Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together! Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie. I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it. My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.
