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I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings…

I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings…

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"Sorry, can't focus on your words when your hoodie strings are throwing off the whole harmony! 🎶 #FashionOverFunction"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged distraction, fashion, hear, hearing, hoodie, humor, i, saying, strings, uneven, word on Mar 15, 2025 by slickboy.

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