I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

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I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

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All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

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To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

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All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

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Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

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Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.

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We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

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Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

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No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.