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Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

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Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

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Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

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Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

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If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

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Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

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Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

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Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.

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My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

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Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

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My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

New year; new me. Just kidding. I’m already awesome.

“Where did all your money go?” I’m either wearing it or eating it.

Tuesday is just Monday wearing a fake mustache.

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I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.

I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

I can’t wait to buy Chanel bags on a random Tuesday for me and my friends.

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Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

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