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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

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More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

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Kinda miss being a child and wondering why the moon follows me.

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That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

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If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

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Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

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45 shares on TikTok this month:

Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.

36 shares on Twitch this month:

Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

76 shares on X this month:

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

49 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

40 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

94 shares on Facebook this month:

Apparently, I’m not even going through a lot; I just need money.

96 shares on Discord this month:

I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

49 shares on WeChat this month:

Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

14 shares on Snapchat this month:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

93 shares on YouTube this month:

December. A desperate celebration of an end.

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My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

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I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

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I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

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Starting an OnlyFans, but it’s just videos of me trying to use chopsticks.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Making her wear those remote-controlled vibrating panties in public so I can inform her when I’m tired and want to leave the party.

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The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.

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Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

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As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

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I need a chiropractor for my brain.

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You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Giant-sized bag of candy: I’m resealable. Me: That won’t be necessary.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Monday holds the record for being the worst day of the week.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I like my bed more than I like most people.

Breaking via YouTube:

Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

Spotted on Slack:

I’m not moody; I’m just on shuffle.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

Trending via Telegram:

Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

Just shared via Instagram:

I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

Kinda miss being a child and wondering why the moon follows me.

That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

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