I do not use AI, I use Reddit commenters’ opinions as fact because they are right.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Twitter account so good even HR wants to see it.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.