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"I don't push people away, I just spontaneously break into the Macarena 💃🕺. It's my signature move for social distancing with style! Who needs personal space when you've got dance moves like this? 😄 #MacarenaMagic"

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Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

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Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

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Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

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Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

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The sexual tension between me and the alternate reality I daydream about.

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A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

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59 shares on YouTube this month:

Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

80 shares on Discord this month:

I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

46 shares on Twitch this month:

My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.

51 shares on Snapchat this month:

The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

97 shares on WeChat this month:

Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent).

100 shares on TikTok this month:

Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.

21 shares on Facebook this month:

I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

44 shares on Threads this month:

“Don’t let me keep you!” Translation: Please go.

34 shares on Discord this month:

You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

80 shares on Twitch this month:

Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

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My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

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Relationships are only serious when photos are posted by a man.

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People don’t hate working, they hate working and still being poor.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

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Just landed via Threads:

Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.

Seen just now on Threads:

I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

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I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

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Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

The sexual tension between me and the alternate reality I daydream about.

A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

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