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Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

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I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

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I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.

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Kid, I have jeans older than you.

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When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

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My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

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Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

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I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

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My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

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Sometimes a man’s purpose is to simply remind you again and again that you’d be just fine on your own.

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Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

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He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

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You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

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I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

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I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.

90% of my thoughts start with: “What can I eat now?”

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things?

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You should be allowed to go home early from work if you miss your dog a lot.

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.

Your woman will take 2 hours to get ready, but if you don’t have your shoes on when she is ready, you’re the problem.

I have been so toxic and horny lately, I should probably start, like, reading a book or something.

ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

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I talk to myself in the same condescending tone, so you’re not special.

Water is a drink whose flavor is its temperature.

When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls, I stay on the line and answer every question with ‘What?’

Hello, hi. Don’t invite me anywhere until next year. The money is finished. Regards.

If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.

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I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.

I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

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Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

“Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.

Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.

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