I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Right?! If only adulting came with scream breaks. πππ±" Related Funny Quotes π€ I believe it was Aristotle who once said βThe fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.β I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it? I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison. My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on. I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.