I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess I'm just following the parental payback plan! 💸😆👶 Related Funny Posts 🤝 People see me spending money and think I’m rich. No, bro, I’m just irresponsible. Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can. I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous. Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something. Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?