I was going to cause mischief tonight, but I climbed into my bed instead.

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My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.

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Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

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They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

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Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

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If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

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Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

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My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

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Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

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That fight could’ve been an email.