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How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

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Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

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I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

I used to love going out with people. Now I weigh the pros and cons of human interaction, like it’s a business decision.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.