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Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

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Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

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Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

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Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

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This whole week could have been an email.

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Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

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63 shares on Messenger this month:

People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

40 shares on Reddit this month:

Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

64 shares on YouTube this month:

What no one ever considers is that the kids are pretending to believe in Santa for the sake of the parents.

92 shares on Discord this month:

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

77 shares on Snapchat this month:

Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

28 shares on Telegram this month:

My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

49 shares on Pinterest this month:

Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

24 shares on Messenger this month:

Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

50 shares on Threads this month:

Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

10 shares on Discord this month:

Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

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They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

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It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

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We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

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Cool times create cool guys.

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‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

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You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

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I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

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I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

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This meeting could have been a cake.

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Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.

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Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

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This meeting could have been a cake.

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For financial reasons, I will be passing away.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

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A weekend spent doing nothing is a weekend well spent.

Spotted on Twitch:

Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

Trending via Telegram:

Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

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Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

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I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

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If you breakdance you buy dance.

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Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

This whole week could have been an email.

Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

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