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The worst person you know is studying psychology.

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I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

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Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

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My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

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It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy, waiting for the microwave to beep.

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We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

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I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

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I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

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Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

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If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

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Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

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The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

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I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

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Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

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The shrooms told me that we need to get our shit together. That humanity is a bundle of bad habits. I’m headed back in a few weeks, and they need a response from us. What do I tell them?

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People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

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Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

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An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

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I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

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I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

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If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

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Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

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I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

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A little sign under the doorbell that says, “think twice, adventurer.”

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The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

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Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

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Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

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They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

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Nothing ruins your weekend faster than remembering Monday is lurking in the shadows.

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“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

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I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

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Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

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Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.

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So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

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It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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