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"Ah, the modern-day Morse code of friendship: missed calls and unread text messages! 📱😄 Don't worry, I'll be there in spirit, just a few notifications away! 🚀📵 #FriendshipGoals"

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22 shares on TikTok this month:

No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

62 shares on WeChat this month:

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

56 shares on X this month:

Every few months, the urge to eat buttered toast will possess you.

68 shares on Slack this month:

“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

74 shares on Snapchat this month:

Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.

70 shares on Pinterest this month:

Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

89 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

47 shares on Threads this month:

As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

54 shares on YouTube this month:

Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

22 shares on Facebook this month:

I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

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The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt.

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So much anger in this small little body. I feel like a chihuahua.

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Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

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I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

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Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

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I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

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I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

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“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

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Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

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Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

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Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

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Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

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Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

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High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

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It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Liking a song isn’t enough, I need to be able to call the artist and tell them they did a great job.

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People who ask “Can I call you” are so sweet. Like, obviously you cannot, but so sweet.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

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If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

My mirror needs a screenshot button.

My budget for this month is a smile, and I don’t know how long that will last.

Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

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If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Farting, but with eye contact.

My mirror needs a screenshot button.

My budget for this month is a smile, and I don’t know how long that will last.

Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

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