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Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

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If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

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I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

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Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

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I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

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Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

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Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep.

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The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

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Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

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Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.