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You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

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I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

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Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms.

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I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

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My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

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Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

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My love language is deader than Latin.

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I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

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Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

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My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

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“I’m at that stage of Christmas shopping where I start buying myself presents.”

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They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

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Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

97 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

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A real smartphone would cut you off.

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We really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

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There’s poetry in walking away without closing the door too loud.

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Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

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Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

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If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

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I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

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Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

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I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left open, loud noises, and people.

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Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

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After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

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I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

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I’m here by unpopular demand.

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My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.”

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No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

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Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

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I’d rather lose you than the argument.

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People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

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A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

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If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

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You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

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“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

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I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

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You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

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I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

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