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Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

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Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

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I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

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She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.

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Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.

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The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

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Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

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I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

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Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

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There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

11 shares on WeChat this month:

Thank God they have medical marijuana in this state. I need it for my joints.

78 shares on Messenger this month:

Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

41 shares on Telegram this month:

When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

79 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You only live once and thank God for that.

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I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

82 shares on X this month:

Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

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If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

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If we’re living in a dystopian nightmare, where the hell is my housekeeping robot?

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People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

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‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

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It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.

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There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.

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Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

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The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.

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You really have to enjoy the way a man is acting in the beginning, because you will never meet that man again.

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My boss denied me a raise before my shift today. What’s some music you have never wanted to hear in a coffee shop?

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I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

Going bananas on Slack:

Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

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This site could use some more people who like to argue about literally anything.

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Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

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Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

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The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me.

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Sunday is proof that time travel exists, because it was just Friday.

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I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

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I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

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She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.

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