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To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

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This book ain’t got no pictures.

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I was gonna brush up against you like a cat, but whatever, bro.

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When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

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I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

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How old were you when you found out people in porn aren’t actually in love?

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We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad.

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I have to stand in the shower about this.

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.

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Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

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Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

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Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

99 shares on Discord this month:

The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

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If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

37 shares on Instagram this month:

Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

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“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

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Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

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I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

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A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

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It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

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Animals be 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

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Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

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Due to the humidity, my hair has chosen violence.

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If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

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How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

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King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

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I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

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If I walk into a girl’s house and she got like 50 plants, I know she’s a keeper because she already takes care of a bunch of useless things. What’s one more?

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Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

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Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.

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Girls on their period: stay away from me; I need you.

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Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

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Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

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I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

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Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

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