Iβm scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me? Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Visiting an art museum can be dangerous… imagine becoming the latest exhibit titled 'Unsuspecting Visitor'! πΌοΈπ± Who knew admiring art could come with a residency offer?" Related Funny Posts π€ Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting. Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you? The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art. Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home. At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.