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If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

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Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?

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If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

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Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

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I suffer from awesomnia.

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Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

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You should be able to call in sad to work.

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If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

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It was me, I let the dogs out.