“Is there anything else I can assist you with today?” No, just that one thing you couldn’t assist me with, thanks. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sure thing! "Just one simple request: can you make my coffee unspillable? 😂☕️" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute? I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government. I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that. Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me. If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.