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For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.
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Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.
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The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.
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I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.
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