Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer. Commentary:"Why stop at just friends and smartphones? I keep my cat, snacks, and remote closer too! Priorities, right? 📱😸🍕📺" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story. A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet. Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river. If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger. I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.
