Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.