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Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

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It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

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Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

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If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

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I have a yearning disability.

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Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

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I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

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Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

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The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

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I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.