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My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I g…

My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I g…

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"Life motto: Ain't nobody got time for queues longer than my attention span! 🏃‍♂️💨 #QueueExitStrategy"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 6, avoidance, home, humor, i, life, people, queue, simple, simplicity on Apr 13, 2025 by slickboy.

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