My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

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"Life motto: Ain't nobody got time for queues longer than my attention span! 🏃‍♂️💨 #QueueExitStrategy"

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