My signature move is always learning my lessons the hard way.

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Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

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Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

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Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

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Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

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“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

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I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

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My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

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Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

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“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

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I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.