Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

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His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

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An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

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I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

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Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

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I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

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I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

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When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

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Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

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My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.