Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake. Commentary:"Who needs coffee when you're a master of the 'awake but actually half asleep' act? 😴☕️ Keep up the Oscar-worthy performance, darling! 💁♂️😄 #TheStruggleIsReal" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today. My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake. My body is 70% water and 30% tired of pretending I know what I’m doing. I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying. I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.