Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

Commentary:
“Who needs coffee when you’re a master of the ‘awake but actually half asleep’ act? 😴☕️ Keep up the Oscar-worthy performance, darling! 💁‍♂️😄 #TheStruggleIsReal”

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