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When you finally accept that you can't change how much coffee you need to face the day but muster the courage to swap to decaf at 3 PM 🧘♂️☕️😅
AirPods are hungry for earwax. It’s your job to feed them.
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AirPods are just freeloaders snacking in your ears 🍽️🧏♂️😂
I become the most financially irresponsible person in the world the second I step into a Japanese stationary store.
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My wallet waves the white flag the moment I see fancy pens and washi tapes 🏳️🖊️🎨💸
I feel like smashing my phone would be cathartic.
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Go for it, but remember, your phone won't be as understanding next time! 😂📱💥
One day you’ll meet that amazing person who just gets you, and they won’t text you back either.
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Finally, someone who understands my texting style! 😂📵✨
To think that billions in venture capital have been deployed because it was annoying to copy and paste from ChatGPT.
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When copy-pasting became an Olympic sport, venture capitalists were like, "Hold my money!" 🤪💸✨
There comes a time in everyone’s life when you hear the newest slang, and you decide that you don’t care enough to know what it means.
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Navigating new slang: the ultimate test of whether you're young at heart or just young at bedtime 😂🛌🧐
Travelling through the US by car is beautiful because you feel like a blood cell in a very sick man’s body.
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That's one epic road trip! 🚗💉 Hopefully, there's a rest stop at the lymph nodes! 😂🌎
(suicidal grindset guy) When I jump, it’s gonna be from the penthouse.
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Wow, talk about a high-stakes leap to success! 😂🏢⬇️
New York is so awesome. Like, yes, let’s spend $108 for breakfast and walk past homeless people freezing.
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"NYC: Where you pay gourmet prices for scrambled eggs and a side of existential crisis 🍳💸🥶"