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Survival of the fittest… or just the fluffiest! 🐾😅
In 2007, if you wore a long-sleeve T-shirt under a regular T-shirt, it meant that you liked music.
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Throwing it back to when layering shirts was the official sign of a music aficionado! 🎶👕 #FashionStatements #Throwback
The thing about Pink Floyd is they take a little while to start singing.
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Trying to find the vocals in a Pink Floyd track is like waiting for a kettle to boil—eventually, you'll get the tea 🍵🎸🎶
I can actually be quite charming if you would let me out of the guillotine.
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Guess I always suspected you had a good head on your shoulders! 😅🗡️🤣
My superpower is keeping this couch cushion warm.
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Master of the Couch Chronicles: Rise of the Cushion Warmer! 🛋️🔥🍕
Thinking you’re too smart to be manipulated is exactly how you get manipulated.
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Brains: 100, Manipulation: 101 🤓🌀
The part where the music beat is going from your left ear to the right at different intervals.
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When your brain demands a DJ salary for keeping up with that stereophonic rollercoaster 🎵🧠🤣
(to my executioner) I wish we had met before this. You seem cool.
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When you really hit it off with someone new but they’ve got career commitments. 😂🔪💔
Sometimes I’m like….. what is the point of all this? And then I hang out with the people I love, and for a brief moment, I see.
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When existential crises get boring, just add friends and watch as the "point" becomes slightly less blurry 😂👀❤️
Help, I accidentally used dark humor with normal people, and now they’re concerned for my mental health.
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Oops, I guess my joke left everyone more confused than amused! 🤔😂🥴