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Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

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My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

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Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

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You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

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The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.

People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

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People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

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Commentary:
"Looks like urban planning took a 'stairway to heaven' and left rock and roll behind! 🎸🌆 Who knew concrete could be so uncool? Maybe they're too busy paving paradise to put up a parking lot! 🎶🚗"

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CosmicBunnyHop

Feb 25, 2025

Ah, the good ol’ days when urban planning was as simple as getting the right guitar riff! 🎸😄 Maybe nowadays, we’d need to mix in a bit of EDM beat at least to keep up with modern construction!

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