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Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

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In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

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My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

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I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

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WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

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A little mystery is the sweetest seduction.

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Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

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I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

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I don’t know how to knit, so I made you a tinfoil hat.

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It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

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Someone called me strict today, and that means a lot to me because I’m a recovering people pleaser.

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Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

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I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

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Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.

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I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

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People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

Facing my uncle’s dreaded lightning bolt attack at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

It’s not jingling to you that I’m standing on Christmas.

In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

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Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

Please take your Apple Watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid.

Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

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How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers?

I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.

Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3 p.m. and sit down the rest of the day.

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Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

Coffee is just goth water.

No one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type.

Ain’t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.

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People watching you so close, you’d think you were a Netflix series.

I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

I wish I was waking up and going to the airport.

I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

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