People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

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“Talking to yourself is just having a productive brainstorming session with the smartest person you know: yourself! 🧠💬 Embrace the weirdness and let the conversations flow… just be sure to do it in private to avoid any concerned looks from strangers! 🤪😄 #SelfTalkChampion”

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