Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Math and I had a 'complicated' relationship, so now it's just 'subtracting' from my life! 😂➖📚" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi. I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf. Ever since I was little, I knew I wanted people to watch how they speak to me. Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number. I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!