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Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve…

Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve…

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"Math and I had a 'complicated' relationship, so now it's just 'subtracting' from my life! 😂➖📚"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged avoidance, comedy, disinterest, ever, humor, math, me, moved, please, reluctance, speak, wordplay on May 13, 2025 by slickboy.

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