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I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.

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My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

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I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

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If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

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I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

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I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

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Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

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Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

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Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

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All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.