“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there. Commentary:Looks like it's time to let the others handle the chaos while I initiate Operation Vanish! 🚀😎 #PreparedToRelax Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO. “Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult. I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming. Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day. My advice to young people to prepare for getting older is to start stretching immediately.