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“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

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Looks like it's time to let the others handle the chaos while I initiate Operation Vanish! 🚀😎 #PreparedToRelax

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged absence, humor, joke, leave, office, others, prepare, PTO, workplace on Jul 4, 2025 by slickboy.

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