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What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

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Sawing a hole in a table from underneath to steal a cake is a lot harder than cartoons would have you believe.

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The true horror genre: my old Facebook statuses.

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Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

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Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

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It doesn’t matter how old you are, when it starts thundering and lightning, you go and sit at the window to watch.

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I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

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The feminine urge to turn you on and not do anything about it.

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This Monday has Monday written all over it.

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I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

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Me to HR: Okay, but you have to admit that was funny.

Going bananas on YouTube:

I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

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“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

Just landed via Discord:

At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

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Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

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If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

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Is it just me, or were we promised a totally different frog-to-prince ratio?

2 months ago

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Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

2 months ago

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To everyone who opens the fridge, stares, and closes it hoping new snacks will appear… You’re my people.

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I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

2 months ago

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Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

2 months ago

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I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

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Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

83 shares on Reddit this month:

Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

29 shares on Instagram this month:

If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

72 shares on Telegram this month:

In your 20s, you will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well. It’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.

56 shares on Reddit this month:

The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.

14 shares on TikTok this month:

Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

25 shares on X this month:

I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

100 shares on Reddit this month:

The subtle art of letting yourself go crazy once in a while.

85 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.

79 shares on Pinterest this month:

You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

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Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

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Dying and being reincarnated as a beetle, and crawling to my old body’s grave, and digging down and living in my old ribcage.

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When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

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Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the best thirst trap poster of them all?

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I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

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Imagine giving someone your heart at Christmas, but the very next day they give it away. Haha, would feel so stupid.

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My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

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Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

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When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

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Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the bare minimum.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

Trending via Reddit:

We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

Making waves on Messenger:

Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

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She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

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Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

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