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I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

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My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

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The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

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I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

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I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

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Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

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The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

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I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

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Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

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The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.