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It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

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I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

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Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

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There’s no denying that I have an effect on men. Mostly migraines, but an effect nonetheless.

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“I’m either extremely productive or staring at the wall like I’m in a Victorian painting.”

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If you are into coding, pivot to hunting and gathering.

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My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

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iPhone: I’m gonna update your software tonight while you sleep. Next morning, iPhone: I couldn’t do it, bro. Just didn’t feel right. Vibe was off.

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Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

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“How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

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When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

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I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

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The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

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I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

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I should’ve existed as a tree.

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Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

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Situationship where the situation is being madly in love with each other.

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Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.

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Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

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What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

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You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

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My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

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I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

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I have this epiphany every night that I need to turn it up a notch.

72 shares on YouTube this month:

Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

37 shares on Reddit this month:

On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

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Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

91 shares on Messenger this month:

For whom the Fetty Waps.

22 shares on YouTube this month:

Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.

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My soulmate is chocolate cake.

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Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

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If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

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The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

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Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

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I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.

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I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

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Don’t let anyone make you feel bad about yourself. You can do that on your own.

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My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

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Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

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Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

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Water bottle leaking in your bag is a top 10 worst experience.

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Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

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I’m at the age where the first thing I do when I get somewhere is look for a place to sit.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Twitter is just a diary I choose to show to strangers.

Just shared via WeChat:

Are you gonna confess your undying love for me or what, bro?

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If you ever see me out in public, just know I don’t want to be there.

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Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft.

I lied, I’m jealous. I hope every girl who looks at you gets clipped by a meteor.

Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

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Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

Keep the laugh going 😂

Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft.

I lied, I’m jealous. I hope every girl who looks at you gets clipped by a meteor.

Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

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