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That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

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30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

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If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

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What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

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Youโ€™d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

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Nothing you want to do has a timeline.

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I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

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My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I donโ€™t like that.

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Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

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I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

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Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

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"Better cozy up together before the bedbugs start swiping right! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ”ฅ #CuddleOrCompete"



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