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Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

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When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

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I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

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I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

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My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

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I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

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Dating me is super easy. I text you at 8; you reply at 8:00:01.

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It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

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Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

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I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

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Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

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Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

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Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

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There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

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“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

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That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

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As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

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At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

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Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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Living la vida taco!

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Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

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I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

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Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.

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A storm knows it’s laced with destruction, and yet it rages on.

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Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

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As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

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All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

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One day you burned a CD for the last time and didn’t even realize it.

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Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”

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Don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory).

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Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

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Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..

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At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

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God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

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Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Living la vida taco!

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“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

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Why do they make the wine glass so large if you’re not supposed to fill it to the top?

I be butt naked, texting people, and they’ll never know.

All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

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Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

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Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone).

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

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As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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